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To: Innovative

WC Fields,in a confused,concerned manner to a bartender (Shemp):

"Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?

Bartender: "Yah"!

Fields,chuckling,obviously feeling relieved: "What a load that is off my mind.I thought I'd lost it"

9 posted on 01/11/2014 8:27:37 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: Gay State Conservative

LOL. Thanks for the W.C. Fields quote. Another one is:

“Godfrey Daniel! Who put orange juice in my vodka?”


15 posted on 01/11/2014 9:25:44 AM PST by Rocky (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
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