WC Fields,in a confused,concerned manner to a bartender (Shemp):
"Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?
Bartender: "Yah"!
Fields,chuckling,obviously feeling relieved: "What a load that is off my mind.I thought I'd lost it"
LOL. Thanks for the W.C. Fields quote. Another one is:
“Godfrey Daniel! Who put orange juice in my vodka?”