[BlueLancer]

I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny ...
But it keeps them on my knife.

[ifinnegan]

Finally a light of sanity in the world. More power to ya pea lady!

[LonePalm]

Peas in our time?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Mrs. Don-o]

I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life.
It does taste kind of funny,
But it keeps them o my knife.

[Dr. Sivana]

Imagine whirled peas!

[stormhill]

Another woman recently filed for divorce because of the way her husband squeezes toothpaste. “We are always arguing,” she reportedly told her lawyer. “I keep telling him that he should squeeze in the end of the tube, but he stubbornly refuses and keeps squeezing it in the middle. He is so obstinate.”

Now just a minute; that's an entirely reasonable basis to shoot...er, divorce someone.

[martin_fierro]

♪ ♫ Pleeeeeeaaaasse release me
Le-gu-me.... ♪ ♫

[Jack Hydrazine]

No way to have ap-peas-ed her in some way?

[fwdude]

Wasn’t there a Seinfeld episode with this theme? (Only Jerry was the irritated one, of course.)

[Slyfox]

He probably scooped them up and into the piece of bread with one hand. Been there done that, except that I would do it with my empty baked potato skin and hide them there.

I have a relative who eats his peas with catsup. Can't divorce a brother.

[real saxophonist]

Religion of Peas...

[Revolting cat!]

I sympathize (with both sides.) Damn things roll off the fork!

Somebody oughta invent cubic peas!

[jughandle]

“The woman decided that her husband’s habit of eating peas with bread instead of a fork....”

Oh. And I had visions of picking them up one at a time with a clear plastic Krazy Straw...

[Rebelbase]

[djf]

My mom used to love asparagus - she would cook it the normal way, either in boiling water or steam it.

Then she would strain it and put it in a bowl.

Then she would add about a cup of milk, mash it up, and start eating.

Practically made me hurl every time I ever saw her do it...

[Moonman62]

In the Three Stooges Moe would cover his knife with mashed potatoes and then use that to stick to the peas.

[Doogle]

....she’s just pee’d he won’t eat mushrooms

[skinndogNN]

I had an old boss that would do this in restaurants. He would grab a spoon and fill it with butter. He would then stick the butter in his mouth and then he would take a bite of bread/roll. At least a spoonful of butter with every bite of bread. By the end of the meal, I bet he ate at least a cup of butter.

Needless to say, he’s not alive any more.

[lee martell]

It starts so innocently, with separate tubes of toothpaste, then separate bathrooms, then, inevitably, the separate bedroom chambers, each with it’s own key assembly. Actually, I have met many women who insist on having their very own bathroom, the lucky ones don’t even allow their children to enter “Mom’s Bathroom”. You’d better not be caught in there!

[Organic Panic]

He was just doing what Obama told him to do.