Frogs are edible and, in fact, expensive.
Frogs are edible and, in fact, expensive.
Looks like aquatic-chicken salad.
You’d have to pay extra for that in China.
Good source of protein. They would have charged $40 or $50 for this salad in an upscale French restaurant, so what’s this person complaining about?
Inspector: ‘ELLO!
Mr. Hilton: ‘Ello.
Inspector: Mr. ‘ilton?
Hilton: A-yes?
Inspector: You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
Mr. Hilton: I am, yes.
Inspector: Constable Clitoris and I are from the ‘ygiene squad, and we’d like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the ‘Whizzo Quality Assortment’.
Mr. Hilton: Oh, yes.
Inspector: If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. (pause) But we can’t prosecute you for that.
Mr. Hilton: Ah, agreed.
Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Mr. Hilton: Yes.
Inspector: Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in ‘ere?
Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.
Inspector: What sort of frog?
Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.
Inspector: Is it cooked?
Mr. Hilton: No.
Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?
Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Inspector: That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!
Mr. Hilton: What else?
Inspector: Well, don’t you even take the bones out?
Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
She would have preferred a live frog, perhaps?
Daughter found a Dragon Fly un a salad at Cheesecake Factory.
Too bad it wasn’t a dead rat in (_)o(_)bama’s sandwich.
“Organic matter does very rarely pass through our production process.”
That’s OK, Hoppy! You are still a frog. Don’t let these haters put you down! You’re more than just organic matter! You’re organic matter that can hop, and they can’t take that away from you!
And the French immediately surrendered.
This arrived to the restaurant in 4-5 days. Kermit looks pretty good for at least 6 days expired.
I smell bovine excrement and attempt to win urban lottery
Poor frog . . . led a happy, but uneventful life (probably). Until it ended up in someone’s salad to be whined about . . . .
Could lead to having a frog in one’s throat, literally. :)
Latest version of the needle in the pizza scam.
It got there the same way a mouse finds its way into a bottle of beer, eh.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGsgVspgy184
I wouldn’t eat that salad. It probably killed the frog.
Later, when no one was looking, the frog jumped up and started belting out “Hello my baby, hello my honey...”
Perhaps the frog was dyslexic - “Froggy went a crouton...”
I found a chain in a salad at a frog sandwich shop.
She wanted an organic salad.
So ... Now it’s got organs.