They got me with this one.
Where can and to whom can I pay my Universe Collapse Tax so our politicians can stop this?!!!!
the Universe Collapse Tax is already in effect, it was snuck in as one of the 69,000 new taxes in the Obamacare law.
ps: the Universe Collapse Tax does not fund the politicians so they can stop the collapse of the universe. That is a misunderstanding. The UCT funds the politicians so they can collapse the universe (a bit faster than they already are). That is why it is called the Universe Collapse Tax.