The universe could be about to collapse, and everything in it—including us—will be compressed into a small, hard ball.
If it did happen...
“This is what happens when you ignore global warming”
-Danny Glover
“This universe began to collapse under the previous administration”
-Barack Obama
“I hope if the universe collapses that it doesn’t hurt Obama’s poll numbers”
-MSNBC
“It’s collapsing because republican obstructionism stopping the president from fixing it”
-Nancy Pelosi
“The universe is racist”
-Al Sharpton
“If you like your Universe you can keep your Universe.” - Barry 0bama.
Good ones. Fake but accurate.