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Kindergartner, Amazing Johnson, severs finger
yahoo ^ | 12-12-13 | Charlene Sakoda

Posted on 12/13/2013 1:46:37 PM PST by TurboZamboni

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To: Mr. K
Her dad wanted to be able to say he had an amazing johnson

Hilarious!

141 posted on 12/13/2013 5:32:38 PM PST by bkopto
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To: TurboZamboni
What's in a name?
142 posted on 12/13/2013 5:43:51 PM PST by John 3_19-21 (Don't like Gramnesty? Support Lee Bright www.brightforsenate.com/)
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To: camle

I was not entirely comfortable with that description. Were I the parent, I would try to ignore that odd statement as I gathered more facts about the accident. We can speculate what ‘loved on’ means a different day. Women can still get away with remarks like that (without getting stared at) more easily than men.


143 posted on 12/13/2013 5:46:57 PM PST by lee martell
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To: TurboZamboni
Amazing Johnson,...................... Latesha Coleman, Amazing’s mother,

Uuhh, say what...????
Obamaisconfused

144 posted on 12/13/2013 5:59:28 PM PST by Jed Eckert (Wolverines!!)
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To: Tired of Taxes

“Where did you find that it was only a piece of skin that was cut off? This article is claiming the tip was severed.”
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Like much of what is passed off as journalism today, the description of what was “severed” was as clear as mud.

I did not take the writing “...fingertip, which was severed below the fingernail...” to mean the entire tip (bone, skin & fingernail) of the finger was excised at a point located “behind” where the fingernail began but in “front” of the first joint in that finger. Instead I took it to mean that some skin BELOW (set your fingers flat on your keyboard and ponder the portion of the fingers that are below your fingernails—that portion is mostly just essentially skin). So I think when the amazing little girl managed to close the door on her finger some of her skin was sheared off. This was not an unusual accident for kids (but usually boys) to have.


145 posted on 12/13/2013 7:20:42 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: Tired of Taxes

Mail for you.


146 posted on 12/13/2013 7:54:54 PM PST by Peter Libra
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To: 70times7

That is a hoot! Love the one white guy, Dan Smith. ;-)


147 posted on 12/13/2013 10:50:49 PM PST by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: SampleMan

I’ve known a couple named Charity, and at least two Patiences that I can think of.


148 posted on 12/14/2013 4:58:16 AM PST by Fire_on_High (RIP City of Heroes and Paragon Studios, victim of the Obamaconomy.)
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