Here are my picks... for all of you... that did not get out of the second grade!
"Everything, yes, just about anything and everything is better... at Wendy's!"
Gadzooks! Here in the bar they've been playing these... Wendy's TV spots all morning long.
Maybe they have something there... and maybe that redheaded gal could even do Star Trek better--
KHA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Gadzooks! She's... on the right track!
"Hey? Hey, Lily Allen, does this Bender guy do this.... to all us celebrities?"
Well, Bendy painted me green and had his way with me... and I kind'a like it!
Me, likee... too!
Bendy made me... get a boob job--
And it was... some of my best work.
Well, I bet Dr. McCoy could do better! Couldn't you... Bones?
Damnit, Bend! Can't you see I am in the middle... of a consultation here with Yoeman Barrows?
I'll go pick out your implants... while you... get undress, Tonia--
Tell me, Spock-- What size implants... do you think will be best for Yoeman Barrows?
Spock, you passed on the size of Tonia implants... so shut your Vulcan mouth on my and Scotty's choice of anesthesia!
[THIRTY MINUTES... LATER]
Got to tell you, Tonia, I think... my work is done here.
You done really, really good, Doc-- Now come over here... and let me demonstrate my gratitude!
Whoa! The version of "TOS: Shore Leave" they show... at Jerry World is... a barn burner!
That's it, Bones! I'm sick of your cold, cold hands... I'm taking my pectoral enhancement to Doctor Crusher!
Go on, Jim. As you know, I'm a Boob Doctor... not a Pec Man!
Ehhhhh-- Psst--- Doc? Since I'm here, can you... fit me for a bigger pair so I can do R-rated films when my Wendy's commercials get old and they pull them for a talking hamburger?
Step... right this way.
Lambs bounce back and confound the struggling Cards - Andy’s Injuns pull up out of their dive. Peaking Kittens embarrass the aging Drew Brees. and . . . . . The awesome Weehawks show us all how overrated the wannabe thug, dipshate Kapernick is.
Jadzia Dax's Previous host Emory was a gymnist on earth and met with McCoy at the Academy....
Let you imagination whirl on that one!!!
In tonights Toilet Bowl, Jacksonville High School will squeak by the Texians...
More to follow for Sunday.
You crack me up! Your postings are a welcome break from the almost constant doom and gloom in the news.
The weather folks earlier were saying that the Dallas @ Chicago game Monday night will be extreme. Temps may be in teens with very brisk wind, so chill factor will be in single digits. The wind will raise hell with passing and kicking elements of the game, so premium will be on running game.
Here’s hoping the Eagles lose Sunday and the ‘Boys can manage a win in the windy city.
That was twisted...well done.
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purple birds
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