Horrific viral video shows terrifying level of youth violence as girl called Sharkeisha....

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[saleman]

My dad had a patient named PinkChablis. Called her Pinky.

Dad asked how did you decide on that name. Mom said “cause that’s what we wuz drinking when she wuz made.”

[saleman]

On a similar note I thought long and hard(hee,hee) about naming my first born Jack Daniels Gray. But after sobering up I decided against it. Had a good ring to it. I thought.

[Scutter]

Sharkeisha-Nado??

A veritable hurricane of stupid.

[GeronL]

Stupid-Nado

[MrB]

“Sounds pretty” - and too uneducated and ignorant to know what a latrine is.

[Tax-chick]

I thought long and hard(hee,hee) about naming my first born Jack Daniels Gray. But after sobering up I decided against it.

Oh, good. I hope you remembered that it needed an apostrophe: Jack Daniel's Gray.

[shibumi]

I was waiting for someone to catch that.

[saleman]

“Oh, good. I hope you remembered that it needed an apostrophe: Jack Daniel’s Gray.”

Oops, my mistake. Jack Daniel. Not Jack Daniel’s. We were planning on calling him by both names. You know. Like “Jack Daniel! Get your head out of the toilet!”

Or “Jack Daniel! Get your finger outta the dogs butt!”.

Something like that.

[Tax-chick]

Has a ring to it.

[goldi]

And the poor thing had to advertise it because she worked in a department store that required its personnel to wear name tags.