[PowderMonkey]

"No fights, stabbings or shootings either."

Just as long as they don't do something stupid on par with what the Baltimore Orioles organization did some years ago. "Beer and a Bat Night": free souvenir baseball bat with every pitcher of beer sold. Yep…seemed like a good idea at the time.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Was that before or after their ‘releasing live turkeys from the helicopter promotion’ for Thanksgiving? (The Big Guy moved from Cincinatti to Baltimore?)