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Time to lighten it up a little.

And FWIW, a beaver never stole my rifle, but a moose bit my sister once.

1 posted on 11/19/2013 9:40:20 AM PST by wbill
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To: wbill

He should have asked her if she was game.....


2 posted on 11/19/2013 9:41:43 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: wbill

He’s doing it wrong.


3 posted on 11/19/2013 9:44:15 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Words fail me.......


4 posted on 11/19/2013 9:46:13 AM PST by Lakeshark (Mr Reid, tear down this law!)
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To: wbill

A beaver teachable moment no doubt.


5 posted on 11/19/2013 9:47:31 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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Poor kid! He apparently has what we used to call in the military, “The Midas Touch”. Everything he touches turns to human waste! ;-)


6 posted on 11/19/2013 9:48:04 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (What we need is to sucker the fedthugs into a "Tiananmen Square"-like incident on the National Mall!)
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the beaver was armed.

Aren't they all in one way or another?

8 posted on 11/19/2013 9:49:34 AM PST by Raycpa
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9 posted on 11/19/2013 9:49:50 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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“If there are beaver marks on it, I’m going to hang it on the wall of my garage

Don't the tool company's provide these calendars?

10 posted on 11/19/2013 9:50:41 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: wbill

I had a ten foot bull shark miss me by an inch with my own spear once SWEAR TO GOD!


11 posted on 11/19/2013 9:50:43 AM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: wbill

Beavers are always on the lookout for more wood. I believe his story.


15 posted on 11/19/2013 9:52:57 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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18 posted on 11/19/2013 9:55:18 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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yeap - that’s what happen to my entire gun collection...afraid to tell home owners insurance about it...beavers, crazy little varmints!


19 posted on 11/19/2013 9:57:12 AM PST by BCW (Salva reipublicae)
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A beaver story? From the Bangor Daily News?

Oh, the innuendo!


20 posted on 11/19/2013 9:57:30 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: wbill

Project Gun-dammer?


21 posted on 11/19/2013 9:59:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: wbill

Yeah, something similar happened to me. I left my door open, and raccoons came into my house and took all my guns. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.


22 posted on 11/19/2013 9:59:20 AM PST by Hugin ( More firepower1)
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I lost all mine in an unfortunate boating accident. Yep.

As far as the battery exploding, you can’t fix stupid.


26 posted on 11/19/2013 10:03:27 AM PST by TheRhinelander
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A rifle makes a fine reinforcement for a beaver’s dam.


30 posted on 11/19/2013 10:06:30 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: wbill

Beavers are nocturnal


39 posted on 11/19/2013 10:15:39 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
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He was sitting in a chair in the woods, hunting, watching as a doe crossed in front of him.

After the doe left, he ate his lunch.


What was he hunting again?


40 posted on 11/19/2013 10:18:48 AM PST by txhurl
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42 posted on 11/19/2013 10:25:23 AM PST by freedomlover
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