Get otta here.
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Ottawa Senators?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Ottawa Senators have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What do college students and the Ottawa Senators have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
Q: What song do Ottawa Senators fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There’s never any of them left.
Q: Whats the difference between the Ottawa Senators and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What does an Ottawa Senators fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What does an Ottawa Senators fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.