Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. House Burning Beer Savior!
(Mr. House Burning Beer Savior!)
Wearing nothing but the clothes on your back and a hat on your head, you’re living the real American dream walking into burning homes...practically naked.
(Runnin free!)
Sure there’s danger, smoke inhalation, third degree burns, chafage, and building collapse, compleatly out of the question
(WATCH OUT NOW!)
Your keen instincts tells you to stick to activities that involve a lot of sitting and tv watching. And if that doesn’t work, who cares? You’re all burned up but happily drunk.
(Hot buns a’burnin’!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Beer Boy. ‘Cause we all know, the the going gets tough, the tough get burned.
(Mr. House Burning Beer Savior!)