[JLS]

Do they have an accord with the birds in the area so none of them pee or poop in the reservoir?

[Mom MD]

And what about the fish? Do they have toilet facilities elsewhere? This story is rediculous!!

[Mister Da]

Yep. Have the officials ever heard of fish poop, turtle poop, snake poop, & the urine/poop of probably hundreds of species landing in that lake?

This is even dumber than the ban on dogs on the beach for the same ignorant reason.

Questions for the fool who cut off the water: How do you know that someone/something is not peeing in the reservoir EVERY DAY? Shouldn't the reservoir be patrolled constantly by numerous guards to prevent a recurrence of this act?

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Reminds me of the Porky’s scene where the guys pee in the punchbowl at the dance and the teacher drinks it. She keeps saying, “I have had this taste in my mouth before but can’t quite place it.”

I am sure many Oregonians can relate.