"I have been asked to make a batch of my special "Obamacare Shiite Sandwiches" for all you stupid sheeple who rely on the government to provide you with everything."
"Oooo!!! I gotta get me one of them Obamacare Shiite Sandwiches! Don't they look delish?"
"Now honey, don't go spreading that shiite too thin. Everyone needs a big thick layer of my special Obamacare shiite on their sandwich to keep them happy."
"Listen! Hear that! The sheeple want more Obamacare shiite sandwiches! They can't get enough!"
"That reminds me, we need to wrap up some of these shiite sandwiches to take to the media, cause they will take all the shiite I can dish out."