[Nervous Tick]

If you’re a good field cook I think I’ll add a map to your place to my bug-out kit. You feed me good, I’ll hunt and fight for ya — deal?

[JRandomFreeper]

I'll be taking small silver, teenage girls that can pull a plow, and sugar in trade for my cooking, tobacco, and booze. Cash only, no credit. ;)

/johnny

[Marcella]

“I think I’ll add a map to your place to my bug-out kit.”

Tick, silly you. If you don’t know the password, you won’t live to get very far on his property and you won’t know he is on you until you are disposable material. I am not kidding.