[Hulka]

Don’t have to watch to know the guilty one is:
a) A Man
b) A White man
c) A Christian White Man
d) A Christian White man that is a businessman
e) A Christian White man that is a businessman and owns a gun
f) A Christian White man that is a businessman and owns a gun and cheats on his wife and/or beats her
g) A Christian White man that is a businessman and owns a gun and cheats on his wife and/or beats her and abuses his daughter (or young boys)
h) A Christian White man that is a businessman and owns a gun and cheats on his wife and/or beats her and abuses his daughter (or young boys) and is a repressed homosexual

The above are their entire plot-lines.

[Steve_Seattle]

Still laughing. Great post.

[Mears]

Very funny-—right out of the Dick Wolf playbook.

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