[afraidfortherepublic]

Have you noticed how John Kerry has begun to resemble George Washington these days? It is said that George Washington stuffed cotton in his cheeks when sitting for some of those portraits that portray him as very stiff. I don't know what Kerry has stuffed into his face, but the cheek grooves that defined his face when he was in his 20s have totally disappeared.

[Albion Wilde]

Kerry probably had cheek implants done, like Chelsea Clinton’s chin implant.

[Pharmboy]

Indeed...Mrs. Pharmboy pointed this out to me last week when he was on the telly. It looks like he’s had a surgical lift, fillers and BOTOX. And—they did a pretty good job in that he looks less like Lurch these days.