[Verginius Rufus]

It's a long way off, of course, but when M31 and M33 merge, it will be George W. Bush's fault.

Do astronomers have a contingency plan for when the merger happens? One number will suffice for the combined double galaxy, so M33 will be available for another celestial object.

[VeniVidiVici]

It's a long way off, of course, but when M31 and M33 merge, it will be George W. Bush's fault.

When M31 and M33 merge you'll see a headline that says, "Scientists Say that Global Warming Partly to Blame for M31 and M33 Merger".