I guess ALL the inmates will have to do pushups, because they aren't helping Private OJ from overeating.
Posted on 09/25/2013 5:50:52 PM PDT by Morgana
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? O.J. Simpson, apparently.
The former gridiron great was recently caught pilfering the sweet treats from the cafeteria of his Nevada prison - something which is strictly forbidden.
According to a source, guards noticed the 66-year-old hiding something under his prison clothes as he walked back to his cell after lunch.
When they quizzed him, he revealed a stash of more than a dozen oatmeal cookies, which were then seized.
'O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,' the source told The National Enquirer.
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Got his hand caught in the cookie-jar again!!!
Give him an additional 20 years, then give him more cookies.
Maybe he’s got a mouse or a bird for a pet.
They caught him? How many yards did he get?
if the cookies fit, you gotta acquit..
If the bum’s covered in crumbs, he sure is dumb!
Hasn’t he suffered enough?
Wow, I feel uninformed... I thought his recent parole hearing went in his favor.
Straight out of a Family Guy episode, except this one had Cookie Monster in rehab stealing cookies. I wonder if OJ said “If you take my cookies, I am going to kill you”
He was granted parole on some of the charges but the gun charge has a mandatory minimum. He’ll serve four more years. 2017.
Too bad Nevada doesn’t have the death penalty for stealing prison cookies.
no sarc
I guess ALL the inmates will have to do pushups, because they aren't helping Private OJ from overeating.
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