upchuck has NO (as in ZER0) Halloween Trick-or-Treaters since he moved to the country some years back.
Maybe the No Trespassing signs with skull and crossbones and the big swamp with gators they have to cross that’s holding ‘em back.
We don’t have any either. The houses here are not close together, and our driveway is quite long, with the additional parking area (and easy ability to turn around) at least 30 or 40 yards from the front door. It’s nice.
Living in the middle of Nowhere, Ohio, helps a lot as well. We have had exactly zero trick or treaters come to this house.