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Brilliant. Ouch...I'm hurting from laughing so much.
1 posted on 09/25/2013 12:23:19 PM PDT by Theoria
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Another phenomenal “can’t make this stuff up” story.


2 posted on 09/25/2013 12:25:05 PM PDT by freedom462
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D’oh!!


3 posted on 09/25/2013 12:26:40 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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The guys must be hardcore Democrats!


4 posted on 09/25/2013 12:29:19 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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This woman is quite clever. I predict there will be no sustainable criminal charges against her.

These men willingly paid her to abuse them and she abused them. Where’s the crime?


5 posted on 09/25/2013 12:29:33 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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They wanted punishment, they got punishment,

Sorry, fellas.


7 posted on 09/25/2013 12:32:58 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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Cue up Spinal Tap’s “Sex Farm”


8 posted on 09/25/2013 12:33:17 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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Me too. Funny story.


10 posted on 09/25/2013 12:35:44 PM PDT by Venturer ( cowardice posturing as tolerance =political correctness)
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And it only took them a week to figure out that they have been duped.


11 posted on 09/25/2013 12:36:59 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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A sadist and a masochist are returning home from a night on the town. As they’re driving home, the masochist asks, “So, are you gong to take me back to your place and tie me up and beat me now?”

The sadist replies, “No.”


12 posted on 09/25/2013 12:38:31 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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Recently, when I pulled up to a red-light, a hot young prostitute leaned into my car, and said, "How about it, honey?"

I eagerly invited her into my car. I asked, "How much?"

She said, "One hundred dollars, and I will do anything you ask me."

Breathlessly, I agreed, and sped to my house, where I gave her a ladder, a paintbrush, and 30 gallons of outdoor latex gloss white. "Paint my house," I murmured sexily, trembling at the thought.

14 posted on 09/25/2013 12:41:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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They can leave if they say the safe word “Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen”
From EuroTrip


15 posted on 09/25/2013 12:41:14 PM PDT by Zathras
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After a WEEK they realized they’d been duped? OK...


16 posted on 09/25/2013 12:43:10 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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They learned the true definition of slave.


17 posted on 09/25/2013 12:44:53 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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Brilliant. Ouch...I'm hurting from laughing so much.

The yoke's on them!

18 posted on 09/25/2013 12:49:16 PM PDT by Ken H (First rule of gun safety - have a gun)
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Lured in with the promise of endless kinky sex and instead saddled with one household chore after the other. Are they sure they didn't marry her?

20 posted on 09/25/2013 12:52:09 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Hmm, I need the house cleaned...


23 posted on 09/25/2013 1:40:40 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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Oh, the humanity!


24 posted on 09/25/2013 3:20:47 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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