[Western Phil]

Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.

[KarlInOhio]

>>> More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.

>>> Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?

Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.

Too late, Google has already checked on you. This thread is already on Google so that means it's on some NSA server in Utah.