Posted on 09/15/2013 4:12:22 PM PDT by JoeProBono
The next time you are out chasing beaver.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09YOkVmGg0
When beavers attack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM
Those Swedes sure like vanilla.
Not only is it sh*tcoffee, but transgender too?
Must be all they drink in the WH.
I clicked on this story just to read the comments. Others didn’t disappoint with their observations and humor, LOL.
Must not have tasted like chicken.
I am positive my MIL uses anal secretions in all her cooking.
Don’t want to go there. Just don’t. Way to easy!
From The Great Big Book of; Things You Didn’t Know and Didn’t Want To Know’ Special Edition for the Hipsters.
Are we headed back to the Beaver Butt essay ?
Ever get the feeling that some of these scientists come up with this stuff at a bar they go to after work?... “Hey, Joe, I’ll bet you a hundred dollars I can get some fool to eat anal secretions from a beaver’s butt and say it tastes like vanilla.”
“Can not.”
“Can too.”
“Within a day?”
“Within a week.”
“You’re on.”
Governor Huey Long went into a New Orleans delicatessen & asked what was the special of the day. The proprietor replied they had some wonderful smoked beef tongue on rye.
“You think I’m gonna eat something what came out of some animal’s mouth!!?” the Kingfish exclaimed. “You go fry me a couple eggs!”
A homosexual scientist once told me that anal excretions from beavers taste great. I told him that he might be confused and not really homosexual.
Is this true? LOL!
You know, if the Swedish Bikini Team wanted to serve me cookies with beaver turds in them, I’d dunk those cookies in cat turd coffee and ask for seconds.
Uh... no.
Anyone who’s ever smelled beaver castor knows that it’s bad stuff.
That is where artificial vanilla comes from.
too funny! i want to know who
is on that ping list-—lol
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