[Pearls Before Swine]

Before the evil Europeans came, the locals never killed a bear. They used to invite the bears to their village on Wednesdays, hold hands/paws, and dance and sing in a circle until the morning light.

Thanks. I didn't know that.

[Safetgiver]

Thanks. I didn’t know that. ...Sure. They put poles up and they had a bear dance. Didn’t you ever hear of Poler bear dances? Sheesh.