Trust me. If you are able to offer up any sort of explanation for faster than light expansion of the universe then you qualify for immunity from embarrassment. Why don't you post a short sketch of your idea?
(And no, I'm not a Freeper Cosmologist. Sorry about that.)
I will, but first I want to know if it is plausible to someone skilled in the art, if it isn’t I want to include why in my post, lest an error grow legs of it own and escape...