Cops - “Don’t take matters into your own hands”
“Check our bike auctions and buy it back from us in 3 years”
“Cuz we’re sure not going to investigate any petty bike thefts!”
My bike was stolen in 1971 when I was 16. The cops took my info and a bout a month later they ‘found’ my bike. All that was left was the frame with the serial number...........