[Hardastarboard]

Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket.

The sign language version of that is to drive around in a Porsche / Audi / Mercedes / Bentley.

[workerbee]

Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket. The sign language version of that is to drive around in a Porsche / Audi / Mercedes / Bentley.

For certain women, yes. And as long as "certain" men are only interested in how a woman looks in a lacy thong, or how often she wants to "assume the position" (whatever that means for you, personally) this will always be the case.

Men are their own worst enemy.

[TurboZamboni]

Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket.

why would they want to see my .357 ?