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12 Scientifically Proven Ways To Make Yourself More Attractive To The Opposite Sex
Business Insider ^
| 08/14/2013
| MEGAN WILLETT
Posted on 08/14/2013 2:04:45 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: NY Cajun
Yep, or a compliment. “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl” always worked for me.
To: Hardastarboard
Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket. The sign language version of that is to drive around in a Porsche / Audi / Mercedes / Bentley. For certain women, yes. And as long as "certain" men are only interested in how a woman looks in a lacy thong, or how often she wants to "assume the position" (whatever that means for you, personally) this will always be the case.
Men are their own worst enemy.
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posted on
08/14/2013 2:51:24 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: SeekAndFind
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posted on
08/14/2013 2:51:50 PM PDT
by
OldNewYork
(Biden '13. Impeach now.)
To: bicyclerepair
May I state that Todd Palin is one of the luckiest men alive.
MAY I SECOND THAT MOTION....EVERY MAN IN AMERICA SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO BE MARRIED TO THAT BRAINY STUNNER...ANN COULTER EQUALLY..QUINTESSENTIAL BRIGHT BEAUTIFUL
AMERICAN WOMEN...
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posted on
08/14/2013 2:54:07 PM PDT
by
jimsin
To: SeekAndFind
Here's another few:
1. Lose 100 lbs.
2. Stop drooling when you first meet.
3. Don't brag about your room in your mother's basement even if you have a computer and are a master level internet game player.
4. Don't ask her to pick you up on your first date, just admit that you don't drive or have a car and will call a taxi.
5. Don't cry on her shoulder about the last relationship you had who happened to be living in Russia.......
6. Don't let her know that you are on anti-depressants.
7. Tell her you love animals but don't let on that you are allergic to cats and dogs and that your raise hampsters........
8. Don't tell her that you recently missed two weeks of work because you were in mourning over your goldfish dying.
9. And if you should be so lucky, when she asks you if you have any condoms, don't tell her you left the ketchup and mustard at home...........
To: SeekAndFind
For men, if all else fails, hang a one hundred dollar bill around your neck. In short, make it very well known that you have considerable monetary resources. Even if you have to lie about it. I hope that doesn't make me sound cynical.
p.s. My wife does have considerably more dough than me.
To: Hot Tabasco
"hampsters"
Are those hamsters that live on Long Island?
To: jimsin
Ann ‘ladyboy’ Coulter?
LOL
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posted on
08/14/2013 3:28:26 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: driftless2
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posted on
08/14/2013 3:32:28 PM PDT
by
EDINVA
To: Windflier
HAHAAHA SONNY IF YOU THINK ANN'S ANYTHING BUT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU'RE LONG OVERDUE FOR TRIP TO LENSCRAFTERS, SMALL GRASSHOPPER...N STOP BYE AT THE SHRINK'S OFFICE AFTER YOU GET FITTED FOR THEM SPECS. A GOOD HEAD DR'LL BE A LOT OF HELP TO YOU....MAYBE...
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posted on
08/14/2013 3:41:02 PM PDT
by
jimsin
To: Windflier
Ann ladyboy Coulter? I appreciate Ann's sharp wit (though her lucidity has been called into question in the past year or so), but appearance-wise, she's not for me. Too many similarities to Tom Petty.
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posted on
08/14/2013 3:43:08 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Hardastarboard
Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket. why would they want to see my .357 ?
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posted on
08/14/2013 3:51:14 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
To: jimsin
Sorry, Ann lost me when she got all "gooey" over Chris Christie.
I've heard she's heartbroken.
Mark
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posted on
08/14/2013 4:00:45 PM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: EDINVA
Yes, she bakes a lot of dough. And the dough has been rising since we’ve been married. Actually before. But that’s not why I married her.
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
08/14/2013 4:37:57 PM PDT
by
SC_Pete
To: Hot Tabasco
“6. Don’t let her know that you are on anti-depressants.”
There’s yer problem right there!
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posted on
08/14/2013 5:00:03 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: MarkL
YEP THE FANTASTIC ANN HAS SINCE INTONED ‘CHRISTY IS DEAD TO ME’ I THINK SHE WAS JUST SO HUNGRY TO SEE WHAT APPEARED TO BE A MAN WITH ‘NADS AS OPPOSED TO ALL OTHER POLS MOSTLY W/O THEM THAT SHE WANTED HIM TO BE A WINNER....SHE’S 99 PERCENT RIGHT SO I OVER LOOK THIS BLIP....SHE’S THE BEST...
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posted on
08/14/2013 5:04:07 PM PDT
by
jimsin
To: jimsin
You’re one sick love puppy, you know that?
Oh, and your girlfriend’s got an adam’s apple.
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posted on
08/14/2013 5:34:21 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: tumblindice
To: SeekAndFind
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posted on
08/14/2013 5:36:53 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Where's my pressure cooker backpack wmd ricin laced al qaeda terrorist BASSELOPE?)
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