[publius911]

The only time I have a PC-related urge to kill is when I have a specific PC problem I need help with, and a poofter shows up and helps by saying, "GET A (insert name of fruit here)!!

The only time.
Machines are inanimate objects, and normally behave neutrally.
The immature nut jobs?
Not so much.

[SgtBob]

“The only time I have a PC-related urge to kill is when I have a specific PC problem I need help with, and a poofter shows up and helps by saying, “GET A (insert name of fruit here)!!”

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(banana?)