[wbill]

Well, all we need to do is pass a law banning Climate-Changing Meteors. Problem solved.

And, not to split hairs, but it would be a "Climate Changing Meteorite", but I'd not expect a 'journalist' to know to difference.

[Puppage]

Well, all we need to do is pass a law banning Climate-Changing Meteors.

Or tax 'em.