SOMETHING BIG GOING DOWN TONIGHT (VANITY)

August 2, 2013 | Hostage

[Tax-chick]

We height-deprived persons should be especially careful about correct posture. As I often tell my daughters, no matter what you look like, good posture makes you look 100% better!

[moose07]

Strangely side splittingly hilarious.
But I do warn you it is...weird.
That’s why I just used the sign and not a character picture.

Don’t worry Darks, the sign is safely held in the depths of the North York Moors.
It can cause you no personal harm...so i’m told.

[Tax-chick]

Weird humor sometimes works for me, sometimes doesn’t. And speaking of which, Pat and his brothers are here ...

[Darksheare]

I picked up an insidious habit from my sneak days in artillery.
Walking slightly hunched, crouching, and making myself a smaller visual footprint to try and not be seen.
It has stuck with me.

[Tax-chick]

You’ll get a backache! You need to learn to use your mind to make yourself invisible, like Pat does.

[Darksheare]

I looked and lo! I beheld a beast from out of the laundry rubble and it had feet like unto twin bunnies as shodding!

[Darksheare]

That paradoxically makes me more visible as people sense a malevolent “something” nearby.
It is truly odd.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, gosh, I think I saw that in the byos’ room!

[Tax-chick]

Hmmmmm, that’s a bit of a conflict there.

[moose07]

This is the second new beast in 6 hours!

[Tax-chick]

We’re very prolific here. And also, I need to go get Kathleen up and do more laundry.

[moose07]

You need to use ‘rear projection thought controlled cloaking’.
Just think of the image behind you and thought project it forward.
This should keep the malevolent entity mentally occupied enough in order to avoid detection.

[Darksheare]

And this one lives in dangerous environs: byos room.

[moose07]

Where only Superheroes and Victorian explorers dare tread!

[Darksheare]

Well, people sense me as the malevolent presence.
They seem to know when I am looking at them somehow.
It is really weird.

[Darksheare]

And never without Professor Brudgerum’s enhanced death ray that can vaporize 12.4 pounds of budgerigars per second!

[Darksheare]

And on that note, I make my escape through the enraged cloud of flaming steam punk parakeets on my way to the land of “bed.”

[moose07]

Then it is Thought cloaking that you need to practice.
Still the mind. Suppress all unnecessary thought ,look but do not consciously ‘think’.
I may have given you a dangerous new weapon here!
Could tell you stories about it, but not here. NSA.

[moose07]

I’ll close the vault door behind you as you float out in a vaporous format...

[Tax-chick]

I’m running the mop-machine as cover for his dematerialization. It’s a surprisingly noisy process ...