[bunkerhill7]

Cops don`t know which side of the street the even-numbered houses are on? What morons!

[JSteff]

Cops don`t know which side of the street the even-numbered houses are on?

That is in the police officers handy excuses manual that they all get at the academy.

[who knows what evil?]

Cops don`t know which side of the street the even-numbered houses are on? What morons!

I was home one night when several police cars, an ambulance and a fire truck pulled up out front. I went out to see what was going on, and they started screaming at me; looking for a particular address. Seems there was a choking baby somewhere, and the mother had called 911. They had NO IDEA which house on the street was the right one. Their panicked shouting didn't help much, as I tried to figure out which house they were looking for...after much confusion, we figured it out, and the baby received the assistance it needed. Keystone-level stupidity.