“...Take the name of your first pet as a first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your second. Interesting results. I came up with Pudgy Cleveland....”
Good lord...that’s even worse than “Osvaldo”...I get “Sporty Large” with THAT method...
Hey... wait a minute...that’s BETTER than “Osvaldo”.... “Osvaldo” sounds like a demented metrosexual Ecuadorean Stable Cleaning Boy on Meth with dental work...
We’ll go with “Sporty Large”
Sporty Large is a perfect Internet texting name.