I'll never forget the time when my border collie spoke to me. I was sitting in my yard on a hot day reading a book in the shade when she strolled right up to me and start yapping about how hot she was and how she wanted some cold water.
I didn't have her arrested but I was pissed that she would have the audacity to speak to me as though she was another human.
She didn't get her water until she went back to whining plaintively - like a proper dog should.