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To: MagUSNRET

That’s funny, and the best chuckle I’ve had in days. Thanks, Mags!

You can retire to Pennsyl-tucky where...
1)Pittsburgh is in the west, Philadelphia is in the east and Alabama is in the middle.
2)...
3)...
4)...

(I’m having a brainfart on the last 3)

14 posted on 07/21/2013 3:35:18 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)

To: carriage_hill

or you could retire to Texas where

1. A granny ax’s if you ever had fried ice cubes

2.Welcome to Texas....are you circumcised ?

3. Durin a bad weather day...someone in the café ax’s...was that a tornado or is Carter’s stomach still upset

4. New relocate argues that your version of the events of the Alamo are wrong cause they saw the movie

5. Hal Bundy never scored 4 touchdowns in one game

21 posted on 07/21/2013 3:46:30 PM PDT by advertising guy (.......... when Helen Thomas died........ Satan smiled and holler'd.....MaMa !!!)

To: carriage_hill

You can ignore all of New Jersey and cross the Delaware and know “America Starts Here”.

85 posted on 07/21/2013 5:29:24 PM PDT by Rodamala

To: carriage_hill

This might help!

I love living in Pa. flyover country, but I sure hate the taxes!

120 posted on 07/24/2013 7:17:53 PM PDT by sneakers

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