[aMorePerfectUnion]

Clearly this must be about more than just natural disasters.

If the crap hits the fan, I would not want to be in a big city waiting for FEMA bottled water to arrive - or for police for protection.

This leaves parts of fly-over country, where you know your neighbors, can access food, protect yourself, etc.

I have a deal with my amish neighbors. They feel me and I kill those who want to harm them...

[Rio]

I have a deal with my amish neighbors. They feel me and I kill those who want to harm them...

Kinky.

[PowderMonkey]

"I have a deal with my amish neighbors. They feel me and I kill those who want to harm them..."

[Farmer Dean]

I’m really hoping that you meant to say “They feed me.”