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Attack of the Sea Pigeons

1 posted on 07/04/2013 12:30:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Are these Mooslim Gulls?


2 posted on 07/04/2013 12:32:56 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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To: BenLurkin

A movie could be made.... oh, never mind.


3 posted on 07/04/2013 12:36:11 PM PDT by Mark (Obama is more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar)
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4 posted on 07/04/2013 12:36:22 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BenLurkin
"How very interesting..."


5 posted on 07/04/2013 12:36:44 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: BenLurkin

It was a great movie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(film)


6 posted on 07/04/2013 12:37:52 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: BenLurkin
They just need to get the Doc.


7 posted on 07/04/2013 12:38:31 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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8 posted on 07/04/2013 12:40:05 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: BenLurkin
They need to add Randy Johnson to their pitching lineup.
10 posted on 07/04/2013 12:49:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: BenLurkin

Do they taste like chicken?


13 posted on 07/04/2013 1:00:27 PM PDT by Mark (Obama is more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar)
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To: BenLurkin

Filthy, worthless birds. They eat the baby sea turtles here when they’re just feet from a chance at life. Don’t hear anything about them from those Audubon nuts that want feral cats eliminated though, do you?


14 posted on 07/04/2013 1:02:21 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: BenLurkin

I was in Cornwall for a week last year. We (my wife and I and her sister and bro-in-law) were in St. Ives one day walking down a street behind another group of people. A man in the group ahead of us was eating an ice cream cone. As he held it out in his right hand, a seagull swooped in and took the cone right out of his hand.


23 posted on 07/04/2013 1:35:51 PM PDT by driftless2
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At the Jr High School I went to, getting assigned first period PE class was dreaded.

The football field was usually covered by a flock of seagulls that would take off as we started our warmup laps. And of course, the seagulls would need to take a dump as soon as they got airborne, causing chaos.

24 posted on 07/04/2013 2:07:18 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: BenLurkin

Wharf rats with wings.


25 posted on 07/04/2013 3:21:46 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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Tennis ratchets would work quite nicely if the shotguns aren’t available.


37 posted on 07/04/2013 8:24:54 PM PDT by keving (We get the government we vote for)
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