LYSISTRATA
SO, grasp the brim, you, Lampito, and all.
You, Calonice, repeat for the rest
Each word I say. Then you must all take oath
And pledge your arms to the same stern conditions—
LYSISTRATA
To husband or lover I’ll not open arms
CALONICE
_To husband or lover I’ll not open arms_
LYSISTRATA
Though love and denial may enlarge his charms.
CALONICE
_Though love and denial may enlarge his charms._
O, O, my knees are failing me, Lysistrata!
LYSISTRATA
But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay,
CALONICE
_But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay,_
LYSISTRATA
Beautiful, clad in saffron silks all day.
CALONICE
_Beautiful, clad in saffron silks all day._
LYSISTRATA
If then he seizes me by dint of force,
CALONICE
_If then he seizes me by dint of force,_
LYSISTRATA
I’ll give him reason for a long remorse.
CALONICE
_I’ll give him reason for a long remorse._
LYSISTRATA
I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling,
CALONICE
_I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling,_
LYSISTRATA
Nor like a lion on all fours go kneeling.
CALONICE
_Nor like a lion on all fours go kneeling._
LYSISTRATA
If I keep faith, then bounteous cups be mine.
CALONICE
_If I keep faith, then bounteous cups be mine._
LYSISTRATA
If not, to nauseous water change this wine.
CALONICE
_If not, to nauseous water change this wine._
LYSISTRATA
Do you all swear to this?
MYRRHINE
We do, we do.
LYSISTRATA
Then I shall immolate the victim thus.
_She drinks._
Athenian soldier to Spartan Herald:
Hey why are you bent over like a man trying to light a match in the wind? What is that thing poking out of your cloak? My god, are you a man or Priapus?
Spartan Herald to Athenian: Fool! That is a Spartan message rod.
I can’t remember any more.