[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

If the bird died in an oil slick....we would never hear the end of it.

[Resolute Conservative]

I’ll burn a tire in its honor tonight.

[Standing Wolf]

If the bird died in an oil slick....we would never hear the end of it.

It was Bush's fault.

Wait. No. It was global warming.

Ummm... well, birds don't really matter as long as we're trying to use renewable energy instead of burning coal. We need a war on coal!

[blueunicorn6]

I released a chicken into the wild in honor of this poor bird. A Spotted Owl ate the chicken. A wolf then ate the Spotted Owl. The wolf was then hit and killed by a car full of environmentalists on their way to a tofu barbecue. I call it THE CIRCLE OF STUPID.