Posted on 06/01/2013 8:03:20 AM PDT by bgill
Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot is planning to wed a Peruvian woman in the prison where he is serving a 28-year sentence...
The couple hopes to be able to marry within the next two weeks, Altez said. They reportedly met while she was visiting another inmate at Miguel Castro Castro prison in San Juan de Lurigancho.
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Anyone else thinking the lucky lady might be in cahoots with her old bf with a nice inheritance if the new hubby has an accident?
Not really. He only got paid about $50 grand, or so, to which he’s been using to bribe people to not kill him.
There are a lot of ladies who would be willing to marry a prisoner, because he’s bad and because he’s not going anywhere, which is a form of security.
They seem to be drawn to him like flies to a cow patty.
Ya. Which are the flies and which are the cow patties?
And he is famous, even infamous. Which means instant celebrity status for the bride.
A regular chick-magnet.
I’d like to add that having a prisoner boyfriend affords the perfect lifestyle for a drama queen personality.
So,,,, will Urine in der Chute get conjugal visits?
He does have whoopie visits. Supposedly, he and the lucky lady already have a kid together.
For a woman that craves fame, this must be the only way she can imagine, or the only way that she has not yet tried to attain it.
Too bad Beth Holloway didn’t sneak a gun down to Aruba and cap this SOB....with the Aruba Dutch justice system she would never have spent jail time
It’s great to see another Fellini/Petronius fan here on FR.
Yes married to Jodi you are only safe if you are in a prison cell. :-)
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