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1 posted on 05/31/2013 5:46:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Acme Do it Yourself Tornado Kit?


2 posted on 05/31/2013 5:47:58 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Land of the free and home of the brave, huh?

Good God, the kid put soap and dye in water and everyone freaks out like he’s created a nuclear bomb.

This country is so damned afraid of its own shadow, it’ll never recover its former greatness.


3 posted on 05/31/2013 5:49:27 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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4 posted on 05/31/2013 5:49:53 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Until the very last line, i wasn’t sure if this was satire or not.


6 posted on 05/31/2013 5:50:28 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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Don't try this at home, kids.


12 posted on 05/31/2013 5:52:41 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I think the adults at that school need to be drug tested.


15 posted on 05/31/2013 5:53:33 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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The nanny State has become so ubiquitous and oppressive that I didn’t realize this was satire until almost the end!


18 posted on 05/31/2013 5:55:01 AM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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Had me going right up to “whichever top-forty musician that wears the most black.”

It seemed so real.


20 posted on 05/31/2013 5:56:24 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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Remember the “Gun Shaped Cloud” satire?

http://www.guns.com/2013/04/01/mayhem-ensues-as-a-cloud-in-the-shape-of-a-gun-forms-over-baltimore-school/


21 posted on 05/31/2013 5:57:54 AM PDT by broken_clock (Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark.)
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Needs satire tag. Too many here will believe.


22 posted on 05/31/2013 5:58:53 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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The further I read, the higher my BP rose. Right before my head was about to explode, I saw the satire tag. How sad is it that this is actually believable?


23 posted on 05/31/2013 5:59:09 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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“What if next time a student brings a real tornado to school?

Is she for real?

25 posted on 05/31/2013 6:02:06 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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When an eight year old gets suspended for having a "gun shaped" pop tart, then truly the liberals have gotten so stupid that even this story's satire becomes believable.


27 posted on 05/31/2013 6:06:12 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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I believed it up to the fourth paragraph. LOL


28 posted on 05/31/2013 6:06:23 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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There have been so many stories abut brain-dead bureaucrats perpetrating outrageous acts of child abuse in the name of inane “zero tolerance” policiees that I thought this story was real all the way to paragraph #4, when I read the name of the mother.


29 posted on 05/31/2013 6:07:30 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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I always read replies first in any article then read the Post. Wow -- either FR has become over sensitive or we have lots of paranoid people.
I think this needs national press. Kinda reminds me of the World of Wars radio broadcast.
31 posted on 05/31/2013 6:11:40 AM PDT by Baseballguy (If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
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Auntie Em!, Auntie Em!!!

32 posted on 05/31/2013 6:14:02 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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A future Simon Bar Sinister averted.


35 posted on 05/31/2013 6:26:46 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Is today April 1st?
37 posted on 05/31/2013 6:45:59 AM PDT by McGruff (I can't speak to the law here. The law is irrelevant,)
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Thanks goodness I read the last sentence. This was so stupid, it had to be satire.


41 posted on 05/31/2013 6:54:59 AM PDT by stayathomemom (Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
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