One of my favorite Blonde Jokes is the one where the Blonde says she’s going to take a trip to the sun. You can’t go to the sun, you’d burn up. Well duh, we’d go at night!
Blonde #1 - (calling Blonde #2) - let’s meet for lunch.
Blonde #2 - Where should we meet?
Blonde #1 - Let’s meet at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.