Posted on 05/17/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean
all round you, you are incontinent. (Emily, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its head... (Billy, age
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots
and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)
- Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like
their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)
9) - I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying,
my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant,
so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a
shock.. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have
to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can’t go
down alone, so they have to go down on each other. ( Becky, age
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired right up her
big fat a$$. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t drown I don’t
know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean. What he
doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)
Back when my sister was a teenager she learned to water ski. One day my Dad decided he wanted to try to ski. So he told my Mom when he said OK to ease the boat forward to get the rope tight and when he was ready he would yell “GO!” and she was to open the throttle.
Dad said OK, Mom opened the throttle all the way, the rope pulled taut and snapped, and almost pulled Dad’s shoulders out of the sockets.
Dad never did learn to water ski.
I’m sorry to say I was raised in the same county as that idiot.
Hell, my ancestors lived there since about 1720.
Someone posted Marine’s only hold umbrellas for ladies, and bath house barry is our first gay president.
I’d post a pick of the d^^^head, but I think it would be removed.
LOL!!
Kinda like the episode of “Untold Stories of the ER” where the guy came in with his member stuck inside a camp stove. Seems his girlfriend told him to stick it in there and she would go underneath and give him pleasure orally. When “it” grew it got stuck.
Another episode had a couple show up in the ER and he was having the Viagra reaction, the 5 hour erection. As he is laying there on the bed moaning in pain with the woman beside him.......
His wife shows up.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.