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Beyonce's alleged tour demands include red toilet paper, titanium drinking straws
UPI.com ^ | May 1, 2013 | Kate Stanton

Posted on 05/03/2013 2:41:08 PM PDT by rickmichaels

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1 posted on 05/03/2013 2:41:08 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

Sounds like she might like perfume for her poop too, assuming that it needs it.


2 posted on 05/03/2013 2:42:48 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: rickmichaels

‘red toilet paper’ Where do even buy that?
The other stuff is just fracking weirder still.


3 posted on 05/03/2013 2:43:26 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: rickmichaels

I’ll leave the “balls to suck on” for other, wiser (or more experienced) commentators...

but pray tell, why does she need, or even want, “red toilet paper!?”

(and what does that do to the environment?)

Is “red toilet paper” a roll with pictures of a certain CasaBlanca Occupant on each sheet, or?


4 posted on 05/03/2013 2:43:47 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: rickmichaels

Red toilet paper doesn’t sound eco-friendly.


5 posted on 05/03/2013 2:47:18 PM PDT by informavoracious (We're being "punished" with Stanley Ann's baby.)
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To: rickmichaels

Reminds me about David Lee Roth and no brown M&Ms. DLR had a point with that. He wanted to make sure the contract was read and followed properly.


6 posted on 05/03/2013 2:47:20 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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To: chris37

WRONG! Her crap IS the perfume....she’s a celeb you know!


7 posted on 05/03/2013 2:48:06 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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"hand-carved ice balls to suck on,

Chocolate Salty Balls

8 posted on 05/03/2013 2:48:14 PM PDT by humblegunner
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I had never heard of titanium straws before.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/BliE3DgxouE?

9 posted on 05/03/2013 2:48:22 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: rickmichaels

She should also order some talent pills.

Music lessons would be nice, too.


10 posted on 05/03/2013 2:48:51 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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I’ll leave the “balls to suck on” for other, wiser (or more experienced) commentators...

My mind didn't go to the gutter until I saw that.

At least that referred to a woman for once with the news lately. Holy crap. Someone famous is straight?!

11 posted on 05/03/2013 2:48:57 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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To: rickmichaels

Beyonce is getting bad advice on clothing, costume, lip-synching, repertoire, dance moves, and attitude. She is also getting old and the Powers That Be may be setting her up to do something REALLY stupid in order to be replaced with a fresh new model.

Remember Whitney and Michael. Both of them had MUCH more talent than Beyonce, but it did not save them from the machine. Both met with an untimely and sad ending, mostly their own fault, but the end was preceded by an ever increasing acceleration of public gaffes, crazy moves, and ridicule. Then, after they died, the PTB exploited their deaths with lavish funerals and histrionics.

Watch out, Beyonce! (This is just an opinion based upon observation.)


12 posted on 05/03/2013 2:52:00 PM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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To: svcw

She doesn’t want her toilet paper color to clash with her poop.

These people get away with demands like this because some idiot will agree to them. They should be told to go suck an egg and stay somewhere else. But the fact is the places where they stay rip them off so bad they can meet their demands and still make a profit. They enjoy being ripped off OR they are too stupid to realize it’s happening.

Beyonce isn’t a Diva, just a nasty Hybrid woman of mixed blood who thinks she is showing off with these demands when she is really just showing her ass, as the saying goes.


13 posted on 05/03/2013 2:53:01 PM PDT by Venturer
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Who knew?
14 posted on 05/03/2013 2:53:21 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Not for at least 31/2 years. But then...Ya. I could see it.


15 posted on 05/03/2013 2:54:39 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: rickmichaels

What about no brown M&Ms?


16 posted on 05/03/2013 2:54:40 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Norm Lenhart

When you-know-who falls, she’ll fall too, along with Jay-Z.

The humans NEVER win in a Faustian Bargain.


17 posted on 05/03/2013 2:56:40 PM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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To: svcw

Red toilet paper is available online for about $16 for three rolls.


18 posted on 05/03/2013 2:56:51 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: Venturer

Just an increase in ticket prices. The only people ripped off are fans. And they pay willingly so no foul really. Dumb. But as long as they feed the machine, it’s a monster of their own making.

Same for pro sports fans.


19 posted on 05/03/2013 2:57:12 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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Great gag gift for people with lower bowel disease....not.


20 posted on 05/03/2013 2:59:05 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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