[Freeport]

This is your official notice that you have made my day!

[CountryClassSF]

“You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”

HAHA!

[SamAdams76]

This is from the Onion, right? It just seems too perfect to be true.

If this is actually true, then I think this pizza shop is going to experience booming business from this point on.

[NonValueAdded]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA good for them!!! And that hizhonnor did not take it in stride is priceless.

[ClearCase_guy]

I may have to go to NYC just so I can give some business to Collegno’s Pizzeria. Way to go!

[Mad Dawg]

It was my understanding that, delightful as this is, it’s fiction.

[PapaBear3625]

SATIRE ARTICLE

DailyCurrent is a spoof paper. See for example Pope Benedict comes out as gay

[jiggyboy]

This needs to be listed as SATIRE.

This did not really happen.

[don-o]

Let me be the first to call BS before this gets pulled for the f word

[Venturer]

Great story. I only hope it’s true.

The sad part is that Bloomberg is too stupid to learn the lesson the Pizza guy tried to teach him.

[oh8eleven]

"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I f*cking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some f*cking pizza, okay."
As much as I dislike Bloomberg, I doubt hiz honor spoke publicly in that tone of voice or used all those four letter words.

[mardi59]

What’s good for the goose is good for this liberal pandrer.

He’s such a good liberal. When he doesn’t get his way he resorts to verbal attacks and foul language.

[GreenAccord]

This was reported as if it was a legit news by Quinn of Quinn & Rose (syndicated talk radio) at the top of the 8am EDT intro.

Apologies, as I didn’t catch that it was satire. It is interesting that twitter is sort of going crazy on this (lot’s of tweeterdoodles or whatever the heck they’re called) with lots of re-tweets of this news story.

[PGalt]

Satire but the USELESS EATER TOTALITARIAN POS shouldn’t be allowed ANY slices from any “free” person who produces or makes food or drink.

Let him forage in the wilderness for his own food.

[NRA1995]

I love it when jerks like Bloomberg get a li’l slice of karma.

[Doogle]

..although satire, it’s very close to reality. Bloominidiot is a fussy pants....likes to straighten people’s ties and lapels in hallways,....thinks nothing of commenting on dress choices of others....wouldn’t put it pass him to wet his thumb with spit and wipe a smudge from a underling’s face.
That annoying compulsive Aunt comes to mind.

[Slump Tester]

If the damn thing is satire, then list it as satire! Now I look like a jack ass since I found this without any comments and sent it to everyone.

I personally think satire has no place at FR, as it always has the potential to make us ALL look like jack-asses. This is supposed to be a NEWS site.

[greeneyes]

Ha.Ha. Hope this is true. Karma bites.

[Travis McGee]

[BerryDingle]

Tammany Hall and “Boss” Tweed were not amused.