[a fool in paradise]

His claim to fifteen fleeting minutes of fame is coming out as gay; otherwise even his teammates might not know who he is.

He can retired to the speaking circuit (and even get school districts to pay his way ask he speaks out for "tolerance"). Not to mention the honorary role as Grand Marshall Kleegle Dragon of the Gay Pride parades.

[Revolting cat!]

THIS JUST IN: Joe Montana is turning in his grave.