Reminds mo of a joke What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Now, my ‘warped’ sardonic sense of humor is amused by this.
Kind of like in one of the later Superman movies where Clark Kent was going crazy because all he could find were phone kiosks.
My favorite joke that is related:
The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well...are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?” He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. — Emo Phillips
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane? MEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Now, my ‘warped’ sardonic sense of humor is amused by this.
Kind of like in one of the later Superman movies where Clark Kent was going crazy because all he could find were phone kiosks.
As he passed each floor the people inside could hear him say: “So far so good... so far so good...”