Posted on 04/13/2013 6:07:23 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
Robots. All automated. Sophisticated program synthesizes personality variables. Those aren't glitches. It's by design. Had me fooled for a long time. I can only tell you now, since I'm not logged on (so they won't see this reply, and know we're getting wise to them) shssh! don't tell anybody. 'k?
No need for drones. Phones are tapped. 'Puter com-cam hacked, more [top secret] programming converts monitor pixel generation into two-way ports (they can see everything).
Doomage. don't mess with them. They are like T1000's, just more resiliant. Highly advanced shape shifting allows entry into internet, also Ultimate Bots, if they so choose.
Never log on before posting. It's the only way to be safe.
I always make a new years resolution to play nice and stay off the mod radar.
I usually fail.
On the bright side - getting a ‘colorful’ freep-mail from Jim himself kindly asking me nice things is a nice touch.
lololol
Did you set the time delay on your camera? If you do it wrong, it warps the space-time continuum.
Last seen at the grog shop, dissipating the last dregs of his plunder
Won't be seen in the vid, but can be heard singing in the background.
I’m wondering about it, too. Something isn’t up to snuff.
Maybe it’s PEBKAC again.
It’s a real threat to the whole operation.
Or, it could be something else.
Or whatever.
Sounding like the Pogues, yes, YES, now I remember, I WAS in the navy, but, how,... I must have been drunk, or wait, I am drunk! and.... the cap demands that Stephen Dedalus, ‘finish, you can’t’ (Ulysses)... this explains my whistling and that cute little chipmunk sitting on my lap and the dancing hours, them swimming bunnys, that swamp-guy wondering what’s happening here. Another song please.
I’ll take a zot on ice.
I got this laptop computer in August of 2011, so it's pretty new. Sort of hate to admit it, but it probably has a camera and I have no idea where it is. Is it on the border at the top of the screen? Or does one have to buy that separately and it plugs into the computer?
I can use Excel and other programs really well but I've had no use for a camera so I ignored the subject. If I'm being watched by mods or others through a camera I don't know about, I hope they have a good time. :o)
8^)
I can't understand why, and it really seems to me that the moderator in question based the decision solely on the title and never viewed the link.
There is nothing in the video that violates Free Republic protocol.
Only in the most gushing terms. If you are anything less than groveling, you'll get an angry FReepmail or suspended. It's not much different than an encounter with your average American policeman.
See you next week....
I had to google Mark Dice because I had no idea who he is. It’s a shame the Mods have banned his work, because he looks as entertaining as Michael Rivero was, back in the day. I haven’t seen any good rants about The Illuminati or the Bilderbergs in years.
A reliable government person tells me sometimes Internet messages are delayed because of interference from the rotating blades of the new silenced rotor equipped Black Helicopters.
The messages are deflected along the surface of teh rotor to the hub, thence via slip ring conductors to teh Black Computer. What happens after that he claims is too terrifying to even hint about on the Internet.
The sum and substance of his input is “We’re all gonna DIE!”
He was also adamant about the danger of getting out of bed, stating that so doing long enough will cause assumption of room temperature.
I heard you had to sleep with your arms spread if you didn't want to wake up swallowed.
Shsssh! careful. don't pique their interest. and whatever you do, don't send any pics to some guy they call l-a-z or any of his buddies. They might just hog them all to their selves and not share. I'm sure you wouldn't want that to happen.
I dunno man. I think those are reserved for the private club membership.
Anybody else caught taking a sip from one of those, kerpow, 86'ed right on out of here. It's a high octane brew, I think.
Not that I've had any for a couple of weeks now, but
Speaking of python, a friend said he killed a 14 python, 2 9 footers and a 6 footer on the front of my place in the ‘Glades. A domestic cat was inside it.
Danny dumped it into the canal and the large gator appreciated the easy meal. The caretaker (who had been feeding the cat) verified the story.
I can assure you that the cat population had been directly reduced by something, and as I predicted, the black hole for cats turned out to be a snake.
But - when ParcMan can get Federal Invasive Species Control funds, ParcMan removed the wild hogs, arguably an example of an intr-family murder spree.
Gotta kill the invasive wild hogs, said ParcMan. That the hogs had been in Florida for some 400 years made no difference to the bureau-scientists. All they wanted was that cash flow from the Invasive Species Control Program.
“Gibsmedat Invasive Species Control funding” - the cry of ParcMan and the bureau-scientists.
But, when the hogs were gone, the snakes took over. Single Species Management struck again.
;^)
“some guy they call l-a-z or any of his buddies”
I know about l-a-z and humblegunner - wouldn’t mess with humblegunner (but, you know what, humblegunner doesn’t live far from me and if I had trouble with zombies, bet he would come help me). As for l-a-z, if he saw a picture of me, he would “hit” on it.
you’re such a tease. Good thing the mods are Robots.
I like that song, it makes me thirsty, but didn’t that guy just roll a left handed cigarette? where does he think he’s staying; in a Holiday Inn?
I got an idea...blechh,....I think I’ll call 911 and order one of those side orders, I like chicken wings....I like chicken wings.
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