[Kenny Bunk]

Please advise as to the pay scale, locations, and schedule for the riots and demonstrations.

Please stand by for a few days as this has driven me back to my law books. Before any street action, we must decide whether Tiger should go home with the Swedish cutie or the skier gal.

[Uncle Chip]

or Rory McIlroy’s girlfriend??? It all has to be by the book.

[jjotto]

Dennis Miller: “To think the Masters has turned into the Warren Commission over a couch potato in his undies bitching about a foot and a half is hilarious.”