nobody in my rent is allowed to carry a large magazine... Woodrow, I once said, "I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life,"... 
you do recall that, right?
I do recall... 
you saying that.
Well, confound it! That Jim Carrey fool... 
is going to live after all.
That's a fact, Gus... 
he sure isn't educated at all--
Fellas, we can rest assured, when it comes to book learning... 
old Jim Bo has been firing blanks for a long time--
Not only is he uneducated... 
he hasn't a steel ball to his name.
Gus, if you cannot shoot... 
try it the way I used in Oz... 
to get her done.
That's genius, Dorthy! Even in California, they haven't banned house dropping... 
yet!
If California does ban house dropping... 
just throw a bucket of water on Carrey.
If all else fails, I'll just eat the bum but I'm betting that scrawny arse of his... 
will give me indigestion for a month--